Hi

Time you enjoy wasting is never wasted

rexuality:

I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great

(via mutatedneutrino)

riddlemetom:

When the Harry Potter movies came to an end:

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When Twilight comes to an end:

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the only sad part about twilight ending is that it’s also the end of Robs continuous and hilarious hatred for it

(Source: theconsultingvillain, via likeigiveabother)